The Real-Life Locations of Video Game Settings

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If you play The Sims, there’s a good chance you would trade your entire life savings, one of your kidneys and half a testicle to live in the dream hometown you created. Admit it: losing part of your nutsack so you could have a job as an astronaut, live in a mansion, have loads of chicks who do not fight each other nor bug you to marry them, is just about the most awesome thing you could ask for. Unfortunately

5 Totally Impractical but Cool Weapons

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Like any normal hot-blooded male, we at Game Pwners are attracted by anything that dishes instant death. Whether it’s a modded out M4 assault rifle or a laser beam attached to a Great White shark, so long as it’s not pointed at us, we’re willing to take a gander at it. Unfortunately, the sad truth it is that mankind’s imagination will always be way ahead of his technological innovation. Case

NCIS as a Video Game

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NCIS is one of the most popular crime dramas on TV these days. It’s not really surprising that they made a video game of it, as it fits the profile of the many TV shows that spawned video game franchises: “real life”, suspenseful, and lots of dead people. Crime shows make up the majority of video games that are based on television shows and movies, like CSI and detective games. Most of the others

GTA IV: Ballad of Gay Tony Unleashes the Cell Phone Feature

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Oh, racing games… just the right diversion to pump up your energy level. Modern-day technology continues to march on, to the point of creating myriad game platforms such as the PS2, the Xbox, and the PC. If you are a racing enthusiast, and you prefer to play such games safely (as in, within the confines of your home) well, it is very feasible! Imagine not having to risk colliding with another race car, crashing y

Persona 4: Catching the Guardian

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One of the most entertaining parts of Persona 4 is the Social Link system. The system, often mistaken to be unique to the game, is perhaps one of the most deeply-engaging elements of the title. It involves giving the player the opportunity to connect with other characters in the game, to learn more about them and to resolve their personal subplots. These subplots usually involve nothing more than picking the right

Pwn Each Car Class in Gran Turismo

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What true gamer couldn’t resist the sounds of tire screeching, the smell of rubber burning, and the gleam of supercars as they scream down the race track? Granted, all of that are done but virtually. But if you’re here, chances are you’re a gamer, and you don’t mind. Welcome to the world of Gran Turismo. Whether it’s the prancing horse you favor or JDM cars tuned for speed and looks, y

Pwning Alien Ass in Crysis 2

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There’s nothing quite like owning the asses of two different species: aliens and North Koreans. And to do it in a high-tech mobility suit that turns you invisible ala Predator is an added bonus. One of the main draws of the game, the Nano Suit 2 is like the creation of NASA scientists, a Hollywood costume designer, Atlanta website design experts, and Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak all rolled into one

3 Top Reasons Why GTA Pwns Real Life

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Face it: almost all of us have, at one point or another, fantasized about going on an insane rampage. I’m not just talking about spiking the teacher’s coffee, or stealing Jone’s red pen from his desk. On a really bad day, who among us hasn’t dreamed of crushing enemies under iron-spiked heels, or roaring over the cheap hatchbacks clogging the freeway while stuck in our daily commute? Luckil

Pwn your Way through C&C 4: The GDI Side

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SO this is it. The endgame. Last battle. The grand finale. After over a century of near-constant warfare, the Global Defense Initiative (successor to today’s limp wristed United Nations) is finally on the verge of wiping out the Brotherhood of Nod and its eternally bald leader, the enigmatic Kane. Not many online games can boast having the same arch villain for so long, and without aging a single day. To pre

Why the internet is still the best place for games

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It is sadly true that much of gaming is moving away from the online community. Sure, new games are being added to the internet each and every day, but that is not enough. There are plenty of games that are now moving on to mobile devices and external video game systems. Because of this decentralization of the gaming community, some of the best games are being forgotten about. The internet is no longer the realm of
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